Submitted
9 months ago
Meet Your New Desk Buddy: The Product Manager Bring the world of agile stand-ups and stakeholder syncs right to your shelf with the Product Manager Action Figure — a hilarious, collectible tribute to the unsung heroes of the tech world! What’s in the box: 6" poseable action figure with premium cartoon-style sculpt Outfit: Sleek dark grey long-sleeve shirt, beige chinos, and signature black-and-white checkered Vans Accessories include: Miniature silver laptop (for backlogs and roadmaps) Smartphone (for Slack, email… and more Slack) Tiny grey “PRD” book (Product Requirements, obviously) White Huel bottle (because lunch is optional) Special Feature: Press a button and hear real Product Manager quotes like: “Maybe next quarter!” “What is the customer problem?” “Let’s add it to backlog.” Packaging: Styled in classic blister packaging with bold blue-and-orange design, making it the perfect desk decoration or gift for your favorite techie. Ideal for: Startup veterans, PMs in the trenches, and anyone who's ever tried to align cross-functional teams before coffee. Warning: May cause spontaneous roadmap discussions.
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